Two posts down I was wondering about “Ruins” cans … if their loot table is a bit lacking in substance vs. difficulty. Well , this kick into nether regions just stole the cake (It’s so delicious and moist!) :

This reminds me of my father talking about Christmas celebrations in his childhood. He and one of his sisters were usually getting (mostly) coal in their stockings. For the myriad of small heart attacks given to their parents throughout the year. So, CCP knows I’ve been a bad boy. Paranoia attack incoming in 3 … 2 …

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